Last year hasn't slowed down much yet and quite the spin cycle it's been. I've lotsa news to tell, but it will all have to wait.
Maybe I'll stop eating for awhile and save time from itself when nobody else was looking. Besides, whenever I fast, I slow.
Mr. Owl ate my metal worm
and... there's hamburger all over the highway in Mystic, Connecticut.
Now for the rumours behind the news....